( There's no sex in your violence. )

It’s not even a drabble! There’s no sense without context! Which totally doesn’t matter, because.

( Greed the First and Bradley. Mangaverse. Violence, duh, but it’s only slash in my head. )

For foxbaby:

Foxy/pimp!cat OTP.

( Now, there's no point in placing the blame )

Stolen from ranty_rie.

( Sentences! From things! )

It started here.

( Here's more. )

Complete, finito, done. Somewhere 'round about 3,000, I think.

So, Roy Walks Into A Bar: Animeverse AU, sometime in the 30's episode-wise. Because Roy and Greed should've met, damnit. It would've been so awesome.

( Poor Greed, always getting his ass kicked. XD )

Harry Potter.

Abortive, aborted, distorted; one version of a request ages ago. Will never be finished in this form. Here instead of elsewhere because my login is stuffed up.

( I'll win some ground but lose you; all these miles of water. )

Can't
Fullmetal Alchemist. Alex-Louis angst, some early stretch of time after Ishbal. Just barely squeaks over double-drabble length.
No content warnings; OMG NO PAIRINGS WHUT.

( Armstrong is Hiromu Arakawa's. He is unloved, and it makes me sad. )

Fifty sentences, one character, blah.

I think this was theme-set epsilon? *Exhaustion.*

( They'll have to go through you first; my money says they won't be prepared. )

There should probably be content warnings? A little imagery? A touch of male chauvanism? Whatever.

Hahahaha Markus with a k = Leena with all of her weaknesses and none of her strengths. Because I'm confusing. Ooops. XD

( I will employ all of my cunning and my patience, then we will persevere. )